As said last week, this is a new Wednesday feature here on The Toby Show. Get used to it. These are unedited entries from the actual County Sheriff's log up here where I live on the Idaho/Wyoming border. This installment is a little longer than I expect most will be. What can I say, it was a banner week.
10:06 am Fraud was reported after a suspicious circumstance arose.
12:37 pm Water dispute occurred.
2:46 pm A citizens arrest was attempted on felony warrant charges. Didn't work.
4:29 pm Suspicious behavior of kids in bushes at City Park. Possibly smoking marijuana.
6:06 pm Indecent exposure was reported.
12:21pm A reckless driver was reported doing donuts out by the dump.
1:35 pm Two campaign signs were reported missing from resident's front yard.
3:58 pm Dead horse reported. Resident suspects someone might have wanted it for bear bait.
5:45 pm Resident reported a reckless driver, possibly on drugs or drinks. Resident stated the driver hits poles and garbage cans every day.
11:14 pm Four or five bulls were in the cemetery.
5:20 pm A finger amputation was called in and a man requested that an officer ensured his safe arrival.
5:42 pm Fifty cows were headed across Bates Road before the bridge.
7:16 pm Poacher was reported off-roading and shooting deer near town.
6:59 pm Two loose cows were reported in the LIl' Tykes Day Care area.
8:21 pm A woman called in reporting an angry man was hitting her in the head.